Airplanes Rant 

5/21/2012

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This is a really funny rant from youtube that I somewhat agree with - I'm not going to link to it because it is not clean. But anyway I made it clean and put it into text so yeah. lets roll

We all have songs that we get annoyed by. Whether it's cuz the radio keeps playing them, or your friend keeps playing them, or it's because, I don't know, you see it on everybody's facebook status. Those songs that get the heck on your nerves.

Now it is a song called Airplanes by BoB and Hayley Williams. Now when the darn song came out for some reason it was a trending topic on twitter within the first two hours of it's release and I don't know why, because I never understood why people found it so amazing. But I said, whatever, I don't care, its just a song. Fast forward to now. This song is on the radio every freaking 10 minutes. Then you go on to Facebook and what's everybody's status? Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars! Dude, shut up! I am so sick of this darn song and I am sick of the stupid lyrics that everyone seems to relate to.

I don't relate to it. And you know why I don't relate to it? Cuz it's freaking stupid. Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars!? No. We can't, okay? Why the heck would you do that? Even if it's an airplane, what the heck is the purpose of pretending that it's a shooting star? What are you gonna gain from wishing on a freaking airplane? It's not a shooting star, so you can pretend all you want.

I could really use a wish right now, wish right noow, wish right nooooow. What if the stupid airplane turns out to be a helicopter? Then what are you gonna do? Is your wish still gonna be granted? News flash! If you wish on an airplane chances are nothing is gonna happen. If you wish on a freaking SHOOTING STAR nothing is gonna happen.
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The Sims

5/20/2012

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           If there is one thing I don’t get, it is the SIMS games. Why do people become obsessed with this? I have a stepsister who has gone into a trance with that stupid game. She has turned into a mindless zombie. All she does is stare at the computer and drool. What is the purpose of this game? I mean what is it, to ruin people’s lives? No of course not, they are simulated  people. Big deal they don’t even talk and that is really annoying. You have to take care of them all the time. If they are simulated shouldn’t they take care of themselves? The people are sick looking anyway. I mean let’s say you are by some chance playing the game, and your person is all of the sudden on fire in the kitchen because they can’t even make their own food. Then the person dies because why? You didn’t put a fire alarm! What a shame, The 3 other people of course, could not put out the fire. Now they cry for about a half in hour and then they won’t even go to work because they are depressed. Poor people, so now since they are as of now useless, you have to waste another 2 days building an entire new family and house because you didn’t put in a fire alarm. 

            It is also a waste of money. After you spend $20 bucks on the actual game, you need to spend another $1000 dollars on the hundreds of expansion packs. Big deal so your family can’t have a stupid dog or your guy can’t get a date. So they will be lonely for the rest of their simulated days, THEY ARE NOT REAL!!!!!

             You know what you’ll end up being like when you grow up? You will always worry about other people’s business. Yes, that is how that became that way. Or you will become an overprotective parent. “Do you want me to make you some food?” “Let me get you to work because there is no way you can possibly do it yourself”. You will also always be remodeling your house.

        Here are the dangers of playing these games:

                  1. Staring at the computer is bad for your eyes

                  2. You lose time to spend with your family

                  3. You waste money

                 4. You try to live other people’s live for them

                 5. They crash your computer

                6. You will grow up to be either a bum or a loser

       That is all the informing you people deserve, but to do my civic duty must try to show you the path to break this mindless obsession in 7 easy steps:

Step 1. Turn the Computer on

Step 2. Go into your programs list and find the files that have anything to do with THE SIMS.

Step 3. TERMINATE IT!

Step 4. Shut the computer off

Step 5. Go into a room where you will not be disturbed

Step 6. Smash your head with a rock

Step 7.Repeat this whenever you have the urge to play this satanic game

 So there you go, you have no excuse if you become a moron or lose more brain cells. Come back to REALITY!

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Herro

5/19/2012

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First blog post evar on this site. I feel special even though im the only one that can post them

Uh have a good time here I guess. I'll update it whenever I feel the need to explain something to the universe
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    Do I seriously have to describe myself every time i post

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