If there is one thing I don’t get, it is the SIMS games. Why do people become obsessed with this? I have a stepsister who has gone into a trance with that stupid game. She has turned into a mindless zombie. All she does is stare at the computer and drool. What is the purpose of this game? I mean what is it, to ruin people’s lives? No of course not, they are simulated  people. Big deal they don’t even talk and that is really annoying. You have to take care of them all the time. If they are simulated shouldn’t they take care of themselves? The people are sick looking anyway. I mean let’s say you are by some chance playing the game, and your person is all of the sudden on fire in the kitchen because they can’t even make their own food. Then the person dies because why? You didn’t put a fire alarm! What a shame, The 3 other people of course, could not put out the fire. Now they cry for about a half in hour and then they won’t even go to work because they are depressed. Poor people, so now since they are as of now useless, you have to waste another 2 days building an entire new family and house because you didn’t put in a fire alarm. 

            It is also a waste of money. After you spend $20 bucks on the actual game, you need to spend another $1000 dollars on the hundreds of expansion packs. Big deal so your family can’t have a stupid dog or your guy can’t get a date. So they will be lonely for the rest of their simulated days, THEY ARE NOT REAL!!!!!

             You know what you’ll end up being like when you grow up? You will always worry about other people’s business. Yes, that is how that became that way. Or you will become an overprotective parent. “Do you want me to make you some food?” “Let me get you to work because there is no way you can possibly do it yourself”. You will also always be remodeling your house.

        Here are the dangers of playing these games:

                  1. Staring at the computer is bad for your eyes

                  2. You lose time to spend with your family

                  3. You waste money

                 4. You try to live other people’s live for them

                 5. They crash your computer

                6. You will grow up to be either a bum or a loser

       That is all the informing you people deserve, but to do my civic duty must try to show you the path to break this mindless obsession in 7 easy steps:

Step 1. Turn the Computer on

Step 2. Go into your programs list and find the files that have anything to do with THE SIMS.

Step 3. TERMINATE IT!

Step 4. Shut the computer off

Step 5. Go into a room where you will not be disturbed

Step 6. Smash your head with a rock

Step 7.Repeat this whenever you have the urge to play this satanic game

 So there you go, you have no excuse if you become a moron or lose more brain cells. Come back to REALITY!


jji7skyline
5/20/2012 03:06:41 pm

Well, I'd recommend going to "Add or Remove Programs" to uninstall it properly :P

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5/22/2012 07:34:46 pm

I'd recommend getting Mac or Linux and run a Minecraft server so you can at least socialise with friends lol.

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googly02
8/5/2012 10:53:22 pm

I used to play the sims social but i got really annoyed at the fact that if i didn't play it 4 2 HOURS my sim would freak out, start cryin', and do the potty dance. T_T

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